- You often find yourself at your desk making clove hitches and slipknots in your headphone cable
- You keep getting comments about white marks on your work clothes, especially on casual Fridays
- You’ve brought climbing shoes to work
- You’ve traversed, stemmed or laybacked the office I-Beams
- You’ve gone up or down office floors without use of the stairs OR elevator
- You constantly find rolled-up, discarded medical tape in your desk, car, etc.